Who Says The Size Of His Dick Don't Matter? By Joan Ngomba

Women sometimes do confuse me with their talks about what kind of dicks they prefer… big, small or normal? By the end of my experiences, I came to the conclusion that having a huge penis is simply 'punishment'

I have a friend who is presently worried if he's ever going to get married. He's lamenting over not being able to even date a babe… in short he can't date any babe just because of the size of his manhood.

Whenever he sits down with me to talk about this issue, I sometimes find myself asking God if he's been punished. He tells me he's not found that one girl who can take his dick. Most of them usually run away at the first sight of it. Others may try but end up giving up!



My dear friend hasn't have a great sex in years! He's now being forced to sleep with prostitutes who can take it in for extra pay. He's more than frustrated. He's sad, depressed and buries himself into work and drinking just to forget his manhood is huge! What kind of trouble is this?

This was a guy who used to feel confident about his sex life when we were younger. He used to tell us he's lucky to have what most men don't have. He has something women would fall at his feet to beg for. Well, that was when we were in secondary school. Now, he's the one begging women to even take 1/4 of his dick into their pussies. So sad.



A female friend also confided in me how she met this cool guy. After couple of dates, they decided to have sex. On the night of the D-Day, she was left spell-bound when she caught sight of the guy's penis! "It was massive!" she said. "When it was hard, you could put a wet towel on it and it won't bend," she added.

She told me that she couldn't have sex with him. They even tried but his dick couldn't just get in. After trying too hard, she had to leave his house that same night. Funny enough, the dude wasn't pissed. In fact, he even took time to explain to her his troubles the next day. That didn't help because she went and "wented".



With stories like these, I keep wondering if it’s a curse to have a big dick. Should men with small dicks be grateful they are not going through this embarrassment? Are theirs better? We shall talk about tiny dicks next week but please feel free to share with us your experience with a big penis… you will inspire someone.


Joan Ngomba is a Category Editor at Pulse.ng

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