According to another online group called Brussell Sprout (seriously), there's a "gigantic celestial wrecking ball headed for Earth" that will hit—and subsequently destroy the planet—in December. The wrecking ball is an undiscovered tenth planet (although since Pluto was knocked down a notch, wouldn't that be ninth?) sometimes called "Nibiru," "The Destroyer," "The Terrible Comet," or simply "Planet X."
And why, if this home-wrecking planet is hurtling toward Earth, have scientists failed to spot it? Because it's all a government conspiracy:
It's difficult to discern the exact truth about this subject because it's been deliberately obscured by disinformation [sic]. We're dealing with one of the biggest cover-ups in the history of mankind, and that's saying a lot, because the competition is so fierce.
Depending on the date, this could be NASA's first chance to test its plan to save the world by smashing a giant battering ram into any oncoming, world-threatening object. But maybe we'll all be living on Mars by December and can wave cheerfully at Planet X as it whizzes by to collide with Earth.
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